Birthday Quotes

Here is a fantastic collection of famous birthday quotes that can be imprinted on birthday cards with the pen of heart and ink of emotions.

• We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
• There is still no cure for the common birthday.
• A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
• Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.
• Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
• Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.
• Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
• The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
• You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
• They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
• Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
• Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.
• Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
• Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
• First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.
• Youth is a disease from which we all recover.
• Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
• I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.
• A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
• Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
• The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
• Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
• Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened?